BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Joe Biden said he personally reached out to a hospital the night before to ensure the wife of his “good friend” received immediate care because the “waiting room was so crowded.”

“Last night, I was on the telephone with a person at an emergency hospital ward in Pennsylvania because a good friend had called, and he had rushed his significant other to the emergency room because this woman was having trouble breathing, had a high fever, and could not catch her breath,” Biden said during a speech in Illinois promoting COVID-19 vaccine mandates for businesses. “They got her into the hospital. The waiting room was so crowded, things were so backed up they couldn’t even get her to be seen initially. So, because I knew this person, I called. I called the desk receiving nurse and asked what the situation was. After I convinced the person at the desk, that the patients in the waiting room with gun shot wounds and/or injuries from head-on auto accidents could wait, everything was fine. The funny thing is, the doctor determined that my friend’s wife only had a slight cold with a runny nose. It looks like my intervention may have saved her life.”