BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Several top members of the Biden administration were in Mexico City for a meeting with Mexican officials regarding security along the U.S.-Mexico border. But Vice President Kamala Harris wasn’t among them. Instead, she traveled to the Garden State, visiting a daycare center at Montclair State University in Little Falls, New Jersey.

Harris later explained why she chose to go to a daycare center. “There is some safety and comfort there,” she began. “Young children have enough respect for me, as to not asking me a series of questions that they know I can’t answer. At the border, I would end up looking like an idiot, but none of the kids I interacted with at the daycare center, has any idea of how stupid I really am, and a few of them told me that the way I laugh, really gets on their nerves.”