BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A congressional hearing has now been scheduled to look at the educational background of U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder, and if he was properly vetted by President Obama before he was appointed. On Holder’s resumé, it states that he went to college at Columbia University and Columbia Law School. It turns out that neither place has ever heard of him, and he only has an associates degree in medical billing that he got online from the University of Phoenix.