BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Defense Department is launching the Airborne Object Identification and Management Synchronization Group, a unit that will be charged with finding and identifying UFOs in restricted airspace, officials said Tuesday.
The new group will replace the U.S. Navy’s Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force, the military said in a statement, according to the New York Post.
The move comes after the U.S. intelligence community verified a number of unexplained aerial sightings earlier this year, and admitted it could not explain the phenomena, the Post reported.
“One thing that we will be intensely focused on, are female humanoids that came to this planet and are having sexual relations with multiple men on a regular basis,” the Pentagon stated. “We are referring to them, as ‘UF Hoes’”.