BREAKING NEWS – Woodstock, New Hampshire – President Biden said that his house burned down with his wife Jill Biden inside before trying to correct himself, adding to a long list of personal stories he’s embellished over the years.

Speaking on a New Hampshire bridge about his bipartisan infrastructure plan, Biden said, “Without this bridge, as I said earlier, it’s a 10-mile detour just to get to the other side. And I know, having had a house burn down with my wife in it — she got out safely, God willing — that having a significant portion of it burn, I can tell: 10 minutes makes a hell of a difference.”

Biden later stated that his house didn’t burn down, it was blown down, and he’ll never forget the face of the big bad wolf that was huffing and puffing on his front lawn.