BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden walks past Peanut Butter, the national Thanksgiving turkey, after he was pardoned during a ceremony in the Rose Garden of the White House. Members of Biden’s staff were seen debating who was the smartest between the President and the large bird. After they were deadlocked, Vice President Kamala Harris was asked to cast the deciding vote, but she refused to because she felt it was too close to call.