BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey will officially step down from his role as CEO, effective immediately.

“I’ve decided to leave Twitter because I believe the company is ready to move on from its founders,” Dorsey said in a statement. “The original idea was to use it to control the speech from conservatives and republicans, but now the company is trending toward treating both parties fairly, and for me, that’s totally unacceptable.”