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BREAKING NEWS – Sirte, Libya – Libya’s new regime forces, continue to fight people that are still loyal to Muammar Qaddafi. In an attempt to motivate Qaddafi and his supporters to leave the country, one of the rebels sings and plays the Ray Charles classic “Hit the Road Jack”.