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BREAKING NEWS – Antalya, Turkey – Nancy Van Der Stracten, a 75-year-old woman suffering from Parkinson’s, practices with her trainer at a boxing club. She said she likes fighting senior citizens that has Alzheimer’s, because she can’t beat them up regularly, and they never recall the “butt- whipping”.