BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Kamala Harris was blasted by critics for claiming during a speech at the White House that American voters “got what they asked for” when they elected her and President Biden.

Critics jumped to social media to blast Harris, with some listing what they saw as the administration’s numerous failures, and others predicting a defeat for Democrats in the November midterm elections.

“Do you think I don’t have regrets? Of course I do,” Harris explained. “I am forever linked to a bonehead buffoon. Clearly my advisors back in 2020 understated President Biden’s stupidity, so I feel I was mislead. And I acknowledge that I have been very hostile toward everyone on my staff that knew about Biden’s decaying brain cells, but didn’t tell me before I agreed to be his running mate.”