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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Linus Van Pelt files a lawsuit against a nightclub alleging that he was discriminated against. The famous Peanuts character said he decided to pursue the matter in court, after he noticed that he was the only one during the entire evening that had to pay a “cover” charge.