BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Mike Tyson’s cannabis company is launching ear-shaped weed gummies called “Mike Bites” — which is a cheeky nod to his infamous ear-biting incident nearly 25 years ago.
Mike famously bit a portion of Evander Holyfield’s ear off during a heavyweight match back in 1997.
Tyson said if the business does well, not only will he be selling ears, he will have all human body parts created with the same ingredients. He said he will be marketing those items to remote savage tribes in Africa and South America, referring to his new product as “cannabis for cannibals.”