BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton met with ridicule on Twitter after asking her followers for movie suggestions she or her husband could watch while they quarantine at home following her positive COVID-19 diagnosis.

“Well, I’ve tested positive for COVID,” Clinton, 74, wrote in a tweet. “I’ve got some mild cold symptoms but am feeling fine. Bill tested negative and is feeling fine. He’s quarantining until our household is fully in the clear. Movie recommendations appreciated!”

According to a source close to the Clintons, Bill prefers pornographic movies, even though he is often seen watching G-rated movies when he’s spending quality time with one of his mistresses.