BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – A group of anonymous employees at The Walt Disney Company (TDWC) have spoken out in an open letter, warning the company not to take political stances that alienate some workers and parts of Disney’s audience, and claiming that Disney has become “an increasingly uncomfortable place to work” for those who don’t agree with “explicitly progressive” policies.

The employees heaped praise on Disney, noting that “our work contributes to a fountain of wonder that inspires joy, awe, and delight in guests and audiences of all ages.” However, they warned that “many of our employees are denied promotions unless they openly state that they reject the bible, embrace all liberal views, and condone the company’s future plans to promote inclusiveness, by having Mickey Mouse often wear dresses and stiletto heels.”