BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – “Following his remarks on the status of the country’s fight against COVID-19, the President will receive his second COVID-19 booster shot,” the White House said in a statement. “The shot will be administered by a member of the White House Medical Unit.”
According to an anonymous source in his staff, Biden’s second booster will also have some medication that will help suppress his continual memory loss, because he actually thought his first booster was to build up his immune system from the black plague.