BREAKING NEWS – Napa County, Florida – Paul Pelosi, House Speaker Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s husband, has been arrested after allegedly driving under the influence late Saturday night.

Paul Pelosi was arrested in Napa County, California at 11:44 p.m. on Saturday night, and was charged with driving with a blood-alcohol level of .08 or higher as well as driving under the influence of alcohol.

According to the arresting officer, while Paul Pelosi was being driven to the police station, he repeatedly yelled while slurring his words, “No man can remain sober while being married to Nancy… it can’t be done!”