BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Biden administration is using lunch money to hold ‘school districts hostage,’ the head of a conservative advocacy group said in response to the Department of Agriculture’s announcement that it would require certain schools to allow trans students to use the bathroom of their preferred gender.

Schools awarded money from the Food and Nutrition Service (FNS), an agency within USDA, must specify in their policies that discrimination based on gender identity and sexual orientation is prohibited.

“Even though some kids will be denied their lunch and will walk home hungry, what I’m doing is both reasonable and fair,” explained Biden. “Until liberal scientists can figure out what is a man and what is a woman, we feel each individual should make the decision. Also, I will push for a federal law that bans doctors delivering babies, from speculating on the gender of newborns.”