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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Filmmaker Michael Moore tells Wall Street protestors, that banks have been ripping people off for years and should be held accountable. He added that over the past year for no apparent reason, his interest rate went from 7% to 24% on both of his McDonald’s and Burger King credit cards.