BREAKING NEWS – The Hague, Netherlands – Seif al-Islam Qaddafi, the son of toppled leader Muammar Qaddafi, is in talk with the World Court in the Netherlands regarding him possibly surrendering. Seif said he plans to turn himself in after he can get an attorney comparable to the late Johnnie Cochran, who defended O.J. Simpson. He said if he can get an attorney of that caliber, he’s sure that the charges against him which includes mass murder and torture, can be reduced to a parking ticket.