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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The United Nations Populations Division announces that the world population has finally exceeded 7 billion. They added that since the NBA lockout, the growth at American cities that have NBA teams has slowed down, since the players aren’t out impregnating groupies and gold diggers.