BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “CBS Mornings” pushed a recent study connecting climate change and hotter temperatures with childhood obesity rates in a ridiculed segment.

Co-host Nate Burleson introduced the study published in the journal “Temperature” that argued “climate change, specifically warmer temperatures is making our children more inactive and more obese.”

“Kids are spending less time on the playground than in air-conditioned McDonalds that has Wifi and kiddie meals,” explained Burleson. “Climate deniers are doing nothing, while these butterballs are getting bigger and bigger!”