BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden says republicans are taking credit for ‘Bldhyindclapding’, and even the White House has no idea what he means. His exact words were “if I hear any Republican trying to earn plaudits by saying he supported bldhyindclapding when he did nothing of the sort, I’m staying home on Election Day.

“Before the White House said they had no idea what President Biden meant, they said the was going through a “temporary intense jolt of dementia”, then they said he was speaking Klingon after watching a Star Trek boxed set, and the third explanation was he was indirectly mocking Mary Poppins who came up with the word “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”.