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BREAKING NEWS – Burbank, California – During a commercial when President Obama recently appeared on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno tells the Commander and Chief that he will try to resolve a problem on his behalf. Leno promised to contact the President of NBC, asking him to tell reporter Brian Williams to stop sending Obama love letters.