BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago may soon need to change its name from “The Windy City” to the “Rattiest City,” after topping Orkin’s Top 50 Rattiest Cities List, yet again. Orkin released the list, and for the eighth consecutive year, the Midwest city takes the top spot.

Glen Rollins who serves as the CEO/President of Orkin, stated that his company may leave Chicago in the near future. “My problem is not with the rodents in the city,” he explained. “My issue is the rats in Chicago that are elected officials.”