BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that President Biden has been to the U.S.-Mexico border, despite no record of him having been there — even as vice president.

“We know the president’s never been down to the border. The possible next speaker says that he wants [Biden] to go with him. So, is he going to?” Fox News’ Peter Doocy asked.

“He’s been there. He’s been to the border. And since he took office…,” Jean-Pierre responded before Doocy interjected: “When did he go to the border?”

Jean-Pierre then glared at the reporters and appeared to be nervous as she spoke. “Uh… uh… uh. The truth is… uh, the President went there several times… but only in the evenings. He did that because, uh… uh, he didn’t want to get noticed, to prevent anyone trying to enter this country illegally by sneaking aboard Air Force One.”