BREAKING NEWS – St. Petersburg, Florida – According to police in St. Petersburg, 27-year-old Alisha Lalani was charged with battery on a police horse after he slapped a police horse’s butt with an open hand at around 2 a.m. Two officers were patrolling the area on horseback when they noticed the man approach them with one arm raised. He was promptly arrested after striking the animal. Evidence indicated that he wasn’t under the influence of alcohol or drugs when he slapped the horse’s behind. The judge stated that he plans to sentence Lalani to five days in jail, and his meals will consist of water and thorough bread.
