BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Pastor Jamal Bryant has a plan to drive business to his church and increase membership among Black males.

Bryant, who officiates over the New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in metro Atlanta, said, “I’m looking for people that smell like weed. New Birth is the largest land-owning Black church in America. My position to my deacons is, why are we not raising cannabis? I’ll be able to bring in Black males. They’re able to do it legally. I’m teaching them farming. And to keep the bruthas here, no more of that grape punch for communion, from now on it’ll be malt liquor.”