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BREAKING NEWS – University Park, Pennsylvania – The district attorney rejects former Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky’s suggestion to avoid a trial. Sandusky stated that he would plead guilty to all charges, providing that he could serve all of his time at a juvenile detention center.