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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – A spokesman for Lucy Van Pelt from “Peanuts”, says she has no intention of responding to questions from the media. The controversy began after a press conference, when Charlie Brown reluctantly confirmed an ongoing rumor, that this year Lucy has been secretly coaching the Indianapolis Colts.