BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – TJ Holmes and Amy Robach have been fired by ABC after bosses finally made a decision about their future – three months after revealed their illicit off-screen affair.

The TV anchors were unable to reach an agreement with the network over their roles at Good Morning America and their GMA afternoon show but bosses say ‘several productive conversations’ were had with the pair.

The announcement of the pair’s sacking from the network came in an email sent to all staff at the network.

It began: ‘I want to share with you that we’ve reached a decision about T.J. and Amy.’

‘After several productive conversations with Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes about different options, we all agreed it’s best for everyone that they move on from ABC News. We recognize their talent and commitment over the years and are thankful for their contributions, and we rejected their suggestion to remain at this network as sex therapists to be sponsored by Motel 6 and other seedy lodging that has hourly rates.”