BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The National Prayer Breakfast, one of the most visible and long-standing events that brings religion and politics together in Washington, is splitting from the private religious group that had overseen it for decades, due to concerns the gathering had become too divisive.

The organizer and host for this year’s breakfast, scheduled for Thursday, will be the National Prayer Breakfast Foundation, headed by former Sen. Mark Pryor, D-Ark.

“Let’s face the facts,” President Biden said in an email to Pryor. “The liberal God and the conservative God are two different gods. The conservative God of the bible is too rigid with His rules and He has a set way of doing things. Whereas the liberal God which is my God says ‘live and let live’ with no focus on moral standards, and that’s just how we democrats like it!”