BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff was in the VIP section of the House, up in the gallery when the First Lady arrived. She planted a friendly kiss, smack on Doug’s lips, which has now become a thing on social media.

According to a source from the White House, the kiss didn’t bother President Biden in the least, alleging his dementia has gotten so bad, that between Jill and Doug, he’s not even sure which one of them is his spouse.