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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Don Lemon is now stating that if CNN fires him, he’ll get a job on MSNBC, whereas MSNBC President Rashida Jones emphatically stated that won’t happen, because she is already trying to get rid of some of their overpaid losers at her own network.