BREAKING NEWS – Virginia Beach, Virginia – President Biden gave a speech praising his treatment by a nurse at a medical facility. Biden was speaking about health care polices, when he told a story about a nurse he said was named Pearl Nelson.

“She was one of the nicest people I have ever met,” stated Biden. “She would go out of her way to make sure no one bothered me while I rested, that’s why she always locked the door from the outside. And she also made sure I was not bothered by external noise, because she placed me in a room that was soundproof, and as I recall, it was well padded.”