BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Jimmy Garoppolo agreed to a three-year deal with the Las Vegas Raiders in the offseason reportedly worth more than $72 million after a few years with the San Francisco 49ers.

As he gets ready for offseason workouts and training camp, Garoppolo received another offer from two of his new neighbors in Sin City.

Two workers at the Chicken Ranch brothel located about 60 miles outside Las Vegas are offering the new quarterback “free sex for life” as he gets settled into his new digs. Garoppolo’s agent said his client declined the offer because the Chicken Ranch did not include a travel voucher for gas.