BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Markwayne Mullin, R-Okla., accused independent Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders of displaying “wild” hypocrisy after the pair entered into a heated debate on the Senate floor.
“I take offense to the chairman pointing out that all CEOs are corrupt because they’re millionaires,” stated Mullin in the exchange. “It’s bothering to me because, Mr. Chairman, you yourself have been very successful. You’ve been in office for 28 years and you and your wife have [amassed] a wealth of over $8 million.”
Sanders pounded his fist on the table in front of him, clearly angry. “Five million is ok!” he began. “Corruptness usually begins at around eight million! These numbers prove that I am honest because I am below the cut off! And if I ever reach a net worth of eight million dollars, my new number for corruptness will probably be around twelve million… uh… uh, I’ll keep you posted.”