BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan sues her psychic, wanting back the thousands of dollars she paid him. According to the trouble actress, she was told that if she covered her eyes for ten straight seconds in court, everyone she doesn’t like will vanish from the face of the earth. Lindsay said she was enraged when she uncovered her eyes and saw the judge and her attorney still there. Her psychic responded by saying he has always had a “no refund” policy.