BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “Racial disparities” continue to be a focus for Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, according to a recent appearance on MSNBC’s “PoliticsNation”.
MSNBC host Al Sharpton sat down with Buttigieg and questioned him about his dedication to addressing inequality regarding road fatalities.
“A lot of people don’t understand, even down to road fatalities, it is not equal,” explained Buttigieg. “Black people simply need bigger streets. Most of you people have pimped out vehicles with extra wide tires, thus you need more space on the roads. I am working to extend the width of the streets by an extra three feet to resolve this issue.”
Immediately after his assessment, Buttigieg left the restaurant screaming and in tears, after Sharpton angrily squirted some hot sauce in his eyes. And his husband threatened to mercilessly scratch Sharpton up from head to toe.