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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic presidential contest is now a two-man race. Bernie Sanders went into Super…

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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – Mayor Pete Buttigieg announces that he is getting out the race, seeking the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Former South Bend Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg, D-Ind., and Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn.,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Las Vegas, Nevada – Democrats didn’t waste any time attacking former Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot says she plans to endorse a Democratic candidate for president…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mount Pleasant, Iowa – Former South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg elicited a moment of awkward silence…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Madison, Iowa – Pete Buttigieg says he “would not have wanted to see” his son serving…

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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – Mayor Pete Buttigieg faced a flurry of criticism on Christmas day after he…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Democratic National Committee released the criteria to qualify for the January 14, 2020,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carol Stream, Illinois – The son of the late pastor Billy Graham said his father would have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., held a fundraiser at the City Winery Boston in 2018,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The sixth and final Democratic presidential debate of 2019 began with the long-awaited…

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BREAKING NEWS – Des Moines, Iowa – A recent Quinnipiac University poll shows nationwide support for Elizabeth Warren’s presidential candidacy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump’s campaign slammed South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg on, after it was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Decorah, Iowa – Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg is seen eating a cinnamon roll ‘like a chicken…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The idea of 2020 hopefuls Joe Biden or Pete Buttigieg facing off against President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden spent almost $2 million more than his presidential campaign raised in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – South Bend, Indiana – If you eat hamburgers or use plastic drinking straws, consider yourself part of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg held a self-described grassroots campaign rally in Bronzeville, but…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mad Magazine, a U.S. institution famous for the grinning face of…

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