BREAKING NEWS – Addison, Texas – Rick Ross has proposed Don Lemon take a position at Wingstop after learning the anchor was fired from CNN.
“I just found out Don Lemon was terminated from CNN. Damn, Don. But guess what? A brother’s got your back,” vocalized the 47-year-old.
“We hiring at Wingstop, and for some reason, I believe you know what you doing with the lemon pepper wings. So man, just send over your résumé … I’ma make sure I get you in front of the right grill, brother. Stay solid, brother.”
Looking depressed and sounding defeated, Lemon responded on tikok. “I appreciate the offer,” he said addressing Ross. “I will consider your offer as long as there is some job security, plus the promise that I won’t be disciplined for making offensive comments about conservatives, women, and heterosexuals.”