BREAKING NEWS – Batesville, Arkansas – Hunter Biden will finally make it to Arkansas. The Natural State itself is not a favorite Biden family destination but there is one thing that would ordinarily be an attraction: Biden’s daughter Navy Joan.
In the Biden family, the four-year-old girl remains “she who not be named” literally. Not only has President Biden refused to refer to her as a grandchild or even include a Christmas stocking with the other children, her father Hunter is fighting to prevent her from using the Biden name.
“I am actually trying to protect Navy Joan,” President Biden said at a press conference in the Rose Garden. “Between me and my son, the name ‘Biden’ is now synonymous with hair sniffing, criminal activity, and dementia.”