BREAKING NEWS – Birmingham, Alabama – Joran van der Sloot, the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Natalee Holloway, an American, who vanished while on a high school graduation class trip in Aruba, will be extradited to the United States from Peru.

Holloway’s mother, Beth Holloway, announced the news in a statement.

“Almost exactly eighteen years later, her perpetrator, Joran van der Sloot, has been extradited to Birmingham to answer for his crimes,” she said.

“I’m not worried at at all,” van der Sloot said in an interview from prison. “In America, killers like me gets marriage proposals from women all the time, that are obsessed with my type. I’m hoping before the plane lands, I have an opportunity to strangle a couple of sexy flight attendants, to increase my fan base of desperate USA chicks.”