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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden is now blaming Vice President Harris for his record low polling numbers.
“Only now, am I realizing how worthless she is,” he said while not knowing there was a hot mic in front of him. “But I guess it’s my own fault for picking her in 2020 as my ‘ruining’ mate.”