BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., slammed the Supreme Court’s ruling that limited the Environmental Protection Agency’s ability to regulate bodies of water, calling it a “MAGA” court even though the decision was 9-0.

The decision upended an attempt by the Biden administration to regulate wetlands, lakes, ponds, streams and other “relatively permanent” waterways, which had relied on a broad reading of the EPA’s authority under the Clean Water Act (CWA).

“This MAGA Supreme Court is continuing to erode our country’s environmental laws,” Schumer tweeted after the opinion was released. “And even though there are three liberal judges on the Supreme Court, those stooges must’ve been bribed or the equivalent. Either way, when I see them at our secret monthly meeting in the conference room at MSNBC, I plan on slapping that trio silly, both backhand and front hand!”