BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Artificial intelligence advances will allow computer kiosks and robots to replace most fast food jobs within five to 10 years, according to an AI entrepreneur.

“This is definitely a watershed moment for artificial intelligence,” according to Valyant AI founder Rob Carpenter. “We are going to see AI jump from back-office processing and manufacturing facilities to consumer-facing, front-facing, traditionally human-only jobs. And I’ve heard through the grapevine that there will be one other interesting change. If any rowdy customers throws hot coffee in a robot’s face and they are in the restaurant, the customers will probably get their heads literally torn off from their bodies by the pre-programmed robot. And if a rowdy customer tries the same stunt at a drive-up window, they’ll get their car door torn off, followed by their heads.”