BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Biden and the White House are reportedly publicly “staging” Vice President Kamala Harris alongside the president in an effort to bolster Harris heading into the 2024 election.

“The public staging of those moments, Democratic operatives say, is part of a concerted effort to bolster Harris’s image in the weeks since Biden announced his reelection,” The Washington Post reported.

Anita Dunn, a close Biden ally, has been reportedly tasked with scheduling events for Harris, the Post reported. “It is my job, to suppress the idiocy of this woman,” stated Dunn. “Most of the time when he speaks, she sounds like an imbecile. Because her reputation proceeds her, I will be doing my best to reduce the amount of time she talks, to limit her moronic choice of words that very few people from this planet can understand.”