BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The New York Times is facing ridicule on Twitter after an article painted President Biden’s old age in a positive light, describing the 80-year-old president as “sharp,” “fit” and having “striking stamina.”
An anonymous source in the White House agreed with NYT article… somewhat. The source stated that “Biden is as sharp as a knife, because he prefers that someone cuts up his food into small chewable kiddie portions. He’s fit… a perfect fit for nursing home that’s qualified to deal with people that advanced dementia. And his stamina is striking, as in constantly striking his head on the ground during his daily falls, with the stamina to get up, and repeat the process within a few steps.”