BEAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republican strategists are growing increasingly concerned over President Biden’s ability to serve the nation after he took a tumble last week at an Air Force event, less than a year after he told voters to “watch me” if they don’t believe he has what it takes to fulfill his duties for another term in office.

A recent incident has them even more concerned, when he fell asleep for about three minutes while standing and giving a speech. When Biden woke up, he was believing he was the vice president to Abraham Lincoln, and then went into rant about the Civil War where he alleged that Florida was enslaving surfers and forcing them to pick oranges.