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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After two years on the air, CNN cancels “The Joy Behar Show” due to low ratings. Ken Jautz the President of CNN, stated that Joy’s unique combination of being loud, misguided, and stupid, didn’t get the ratings as high as he anticipated.