BREAKING NEWS – St. Louis, Missouri – Anheuser-Busch unveiled a brand-new Bud Light ad following the massive backlash it received after partnering with trans activist Dylan Mulvaney, but it appears consumers are not yet ready to give the beer another chance.

Bud Light’s new ad comes nearly three months after the beer company made Mulvaney one of its spokespeople. The decision rankled consumers, prompting a dramatic decrease in sales that resulted in beer maker Anheuser-Busch losing billions of dollars in market value.

The ad was chock-full of images of Americans attempting to camp, suntan and grill, all while facing the blazing heat and other outdoor inconveniences that can come during the summer months. Each person depicted in the ad found themselves popping open a can of Bud Light and finding relaxation and satisfaction. The ad closed with the caption, “Men and women love our beer, along with 42 other genders.”